That's not really a question.

Why go to a restaurant when there are soup kitchens?

Memes are generrally made and shipped within one week. However, during peak meme season i.e., Valentine's Day and Christmas it may take longer.

They are a cautionary tale about the struggle to find a bartering tool for beings so advanced they had no use for the physical.

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We do. Just mail us your credit card.

Thank you for giving us credit for writing a joke. We do not understand humor.

Yes, but we don't accept applications. If you have what it takes, we'll find you.

No. To dissuade scalpers and resellers we never discount our memes.

Yes, but we won't give you your money back.

Who told you about that? What do you know?

I'll pee in your balls!

We are blessed to be able to persue our passion filling this shocking gap in the market.